Darth Vader Thinker *NOT COLORED*

The "Imperial Throne": Darth Vader and the Disturbance in the Force (Intestinal)

Description:

"I sense something... a presence I haven't felt since..." breakfast on the Death Star.

Even the galaxy's most feared Sith Lord needs a moment alone to "purge the rebels" from the system. We present to you the most controversial deleted scene from the original trilogy: Darth Vader in his most vulnerable and philosophical pose.

Forget the hyperbaric meditation chamber. It is on this white porcelain throne that the Empire's true strategies are conceived.

Model Details:

• The "Thinker" Pose: Vader is deeply concentrated, hand on chin. Is he contemplating the dark side of the Force or just regretting that Tatooine burrito? You decide.
• (Almost) Complete Suit: He kept the helmet on. Safety first, you never know when a Wookiee might break down the door. The cape was removed to prevent unwanted "operational accidents".
• Accessories: The faithful red lightsaber is strategically propped beside him. Ready to slice anyone who dares interrupt the flow, or in case he runs out of toilet paper.
• Sith Anatomy: Pants down to his shins, proving that beneath that life-support armor, he still puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like any Stormtrooper.

Print Notes:

This model captures the essence of the loneliness of command. We recommend using supports, as we know even Vader needs "support" in tough times.

Print this model and place it on your shelf to remember that:

1. The Force doesn't always work when you need it most (especially if your diet is low in fiber).
2. You should not underestimate the power of the Dark Side... of the bathroom.

May the flush be with you.

NOTE: MODEL IS NOT COLORED, IMAGE IS ILLUSTRATIVE